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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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Dating may seem hard in Portugal but, if it’s any conciliation, dating is hard everywhere. Thankfully, there are a wide selection of apps available that make it easy to connect with .

So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, Rua de Santa Catarina. I’m all about that vibe, but OMG, the crowd! It’s like everyone decided to shop at the same time. I’m just tryna grab a pastel de nata, but nooo, I’m stuck behind a family of five taking selfies. Like, c’mon, it’s a pastry, not the Eiffel Tower!

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